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🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
0:31.0 | It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorn. |
0:34.0 | John Ham can do serious and he can do fun. |
0:37.0 | He was hilarious in bridesmaids. |
0:40.0 | I'll offer some roadside assistance. |
0:43.0 | Thanks officer. I can handle it for me or not. |
0:47.0 | I don't... I don't have anyone else to call. |
0:50.0 | I didn't know you were going to show up. |
0:52.0 | That's the problem with cops, Annie. |
0:53.0 | We're just never there when you need us. |
0:55.0 | The cop talks weird. |
0:58.0 | And breath-taking in Mad Men. |
1:01.0 | Advertising is based on one thing. |
1:05.0 | Happiness. |
1:07.0 | And you know what happiness is? |
1:10.0 | Happiness is the smell of a new car. |
1:13.0 | It's freedom from fear. |
1:16.0 | It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams with reassurance that whatever you're doing... |
1:23.0 | It's okay. |
1:26.0 | His new movie has a bit of both. |
1:29.0 | It's called Maggie Moors. |
1:31.0 | That's spelled Moor and then a parenthetical S. |
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