Jon Gabrus
The Three Questions with Andy Richter
Team Coco & Earwolf
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🗓️ 12 January 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, guess what? It's your favorite time. My podcast once again. It's the three |
| 0:20.4 | questions with Andy Richter and I have a very funny, very talented, just a ball of goodness. |
| 0:31.1 | Mr. Johnny, put the ball in ball of goodness over here. No, I mean, I didn't mean that. |
| 0:36.5 | And you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a good, I'm a good, yes, yeah, even better. Right. |
| 0:42.3 | And just some kind of goodness. So how are you? I'm wonderful. Happy, you know, we're back into |
| 0:50.7 | the real world. It feels like I know back into the real world. Of course, I'm referring to the |
| 0:56.0 | new real world that has been established as of, you know, April 2020. Yes. So holidays during |
| 1:03.4 | a time like this feel insane. You know, I just came around from my first LA Christmas ever. |
| 1:09.3 | My first Christmas in an apartment that I was living in in my entire life. And I'm almost 40. |
| 1:14.9 | Cause like, we don't have kids. So we always have to go to our family's houses. And this year, |
| 1:19.1 | we were like, and I was upset about not seeing family. But I'll tell you, when that day comes |
| 1:25.1 | around, we're normally you're packing up for like 12 days of sleeping in your childhood bedroom, |
| 1:29.8 | with all of your shit and your dog and you have a five AM flight at LAX. When that day, yeah, |
| 1:34.3 | out of the fucking airport at Christmas time, that's the thing that the airport at Christmas time. I |
| 1:39.2 | honestly would rather throw myself off a cliff. My mom is so frugal that she, I can't get, and this |
| 1:45.4 | is the one that I wish you it. I'm like, it's $1800 for me and my wife to come home for Christmas. |
| 1:51.2 | And that's just flying. And it sucks. And this year, when that day passed, I'm like, when I |
| 1:57.0 | said to my wife, I was like, babe, do you know this morning, we would be already like shitting, |
| 2:02.4 | I'd be shitting at the LAX like Delta lounge. Be like, oh, I got six hour flight with the dog. And |
| 2:08.5 | I'm not gonna hang out with my mom and my brothers. And the fact that none of that was there, |
| 2:12.8 | we bought our mom's amazing Christmas gifts and sent them home like the most amount of money I |
| 2:17.7 | ever spent in my mom. And we still ended up, prof, like it would have cost us more just to go home and |
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