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The Three Questions with Andy Richter

Jon Gabrus

The Three Questions with Andy Richter

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.53.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jon Gabrus chops it up with Andy about his Long Island origin story, trying to carve a career out of improv, and the joys of being alone in a hotel room for 48 hours.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, guess what? It's your favorite time. My podcast once again. It's the three

0:20.4

questions with Andy Richter and I have a very funny, very talented, just a ball of goodness.

0:31.1

Mr. Johnny, put the ball in ball of goodness over here. No, I mean, I didn't mean that.

0:36.5

And you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a good, I'm a good, yes, yeah, even better. Right.

0:42.3

And just some kind of goodness. So how are you? I'm wonderful. Happy, you know, we're back into

0:50.7

the real world. It feels like I know back into the real world. Of course, I'm referring to the

0:56.0

new real world that has been established as of, you know, April 2020. Yes. So holidays during

1:03.4

a time like this feel insane. You know, I just came around from my first LA Christmas ever.

1:09.3

My first Christmas in an apartment that I was living in in my entire life. And I'm almost 40.

1:14.9

Cause like, we don't have kids. So we always have to go to our family's houses. And this year,

1:19.1

we were like, and I was upset about not seeing family. But I'll tell you, when that day comes

1:25.1

around, we're normally you're packing up for like 12 days of sleeping in your childhood bedroom,

1:29.8

with all of your shit and your dog and you have a five AM flight at LAX. When that day, yeah,

1:34.3

out of the fucking airport at Christmas time, that's the thing that the airport at Christmas time. I

1:39.2

honestly would rather throw myself off a cliff. My mom is so frugal that she, I can't get, and this

1:45.4

is the one that I wish you it. I'm like, it's $1800 for me and my wife to come home for Christmas.

1:51.2

And that's just flying. And it sucks. And this year, when that day passed, I'm like, when I

1:57.0

said to my wife, I was like, babe, do you know this morning, we would be already like shitting,

2:02.4

I'd be shitting at the LAX like Delta lounge. Be like, oh, I got six hour flight with the dog. And

2:08.5

I'm not gonna hang out with my mom and my brothers. And the fact that none of that was there,

2:12.8

we bought our mom's amazing Christmas gifts and sent them home like the most amount of money I

2:17.7

ever spent in my mom. And we still ended up, prof, like it would have cost us more just to go home and

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