So, I burned the mirror and I'm applying my conduct up before the show, and Hugh Jackman puts his hand on my shoulder.

And he's like, can you help me put my makeup on, too? And I was like, you look at him, who's that hand-huse?

I mean, where does he find the audacity?

Hollywood Ham.

Hey, what up, what up?

Welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insiders, guided kicking button, dropping names in the red carpet lineback hallways of this industry we call showbiz.

And he's at important. I'm here with Sean Clements. Start the show, I guess, by serving ourselves as big bowl of humble pie.

Yeah, or even put it on a plate, you know, depending on the consistency of the humble pie or how long it's been out of the oven.

It's a little runny. If it's runny, or if you're doing it alamode, let's just get a bowl.

I don't like to use a lot of sugar.

And so, we're going to eat the humble pie and we've decided what receptacle to use.

And we have to eat it because this is a bit of a follow-up. We did a segment a few weeks back called Ant-Rong that was very good and very funny,

but it had some problems that we didn't see at the time.

A few episodes ago, we addressed some of our critics on iTunes who gave us one-star reviews and we at least tried to explain to them why they were wrong and why the show was actually very good and it's funny and it's a nice show.

And while all those one-star reviews remain wrong, we have to doff our caps to a gentleman named Tim Pearson who's going to be the star of our first Ant-Rite segment.

I wanted to say Ant-Rong when I started reading this thing, but I re-listened to our segment and I re-read his post and it's very smart and good.

And he's Ant-Rite.

Tim Pearson wrote to our Facebook page, what you can do.

Everybody, hop on Facebook and send us a message on the page if you've got constructive feedback like Tim does, we want to hear it.

This was a personal message just to Sean and I, and not to the whole team, which we appreciated because it is so perceptive.

You probably just didn't want to do any damage to our reputation.

But once it on the forums, that forums a ghost town the next day because people are going to sort of see the paint starting to chip on some of what we've been selling them.

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