Jon Gabrus, Brian Huskey, Mookie Blaiklock

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Pillow Wizard - Jon Gabrus, Brian Huskey, and Mookie Blaiklock join Matt Besser in the improv boat this week for scenes about high-maintenance dog breeding, meeting your nemesis at a memorial service, and a Navy Seal team that trips balls during a mission. Later, a rollerskater uses violent means to pass favorable legislature, and a venom-filled twitter debate goes on-air during Case Closed.

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0:00.0	Welcome humans, today's episode opens with a bulldog bursting into the air wolf recording studio.
0:08.5	If you could be a monster if you didn't exist.
0:13.8	Yeah, you might be the only one seeing that.
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:17.6	I like the luggage hammer on them.
0:25.1	We're sorry you were bread to be such an abomination.
0:30.5	I'm sorry our desire for cuteness will be what kills you.
0:33.4	I'd love a dog that does this one thing.
0:35.8	Well, it shit out its mouth is a result.
0:37.9	Oh, well.
0:41.2	See, I want a dog, but I want to have to really keep an eye on it.
0:47.2	Now I have nothing in here.
0:48.4	Oh, there it is.
0:49.2	I hear myself.
0:51.8	Are we recording test, test, test.
0:54.8	We cut to the king in his chair in his throne.
1:00.6	I believe they call it and the and your breeders, sir, the dog breeders here.
1:07.6	All right, but first I want to make sure is this the throne or a chair?
1:11.1	It feels more cherished than thrones.
1:14.1	I was hoping you would notice the thrones alpha repair.
1:17.2	Oh, we just got the biggest chair in the kitchen because when I evacuate my bowels and this one,
1:21.8	it doesn't go down that hole.
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