Jon Gabrus: Bodily Function Disasters (The Andy Richter Call-In Show)

The Three Questions with Andy Richter

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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Jon Gabrus (Comedy Bang! Bang!, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins "The Andy Richter Call-In Show" this week to hear your Bodily Function Disaster Stories! In this episode of Andy’s weekly SiriusXM radio show (also available in the Three Questions podcast feed), callers share stories about... well, pooping their pants. Want to call in? Fill out our Google Form at BIT.LY/CALLANDYRICHTER or dial 855-266-2604. This episode previously aired on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio (ch. 104). If you’d like to hear these episodes in advance, new episodes premiere exclusively for SiriusXM subscribers on Conan O’Brien Radio and the SiriusXM app every Wednesday at 4pm ET/1pm PT.

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0:00.0	Conan O'Brien Radio
0:03.2	Conan O'Brien Radio.
0:07.2	Hey, fuckers
0:22.1	What's up?
0:24.3	Andy Richter, Andy Richter Collins show.
0:27.9	This is perhaps the topic that this show is invented for.
0:35.9	I've always, I've been wanting to do this one, um, for a long time.
0:41.3	And, uh, I have John Gabris here, uh, with me.
0:45.0	Right in my wheelhouse.
0:46.2	It's in so incredibly in his wheelhouse. He and I just coincidentally did someone else's
0:51.6	podcast yesterday, kind of a game show podcast thing.
0:57.2	And this fucker talks about shitting his pants.
1:00.0	Yeah, it's upsettingly common in my life.
1:08.7	How many times in your life do you think you have you, at any rate, let me, let me get back to the professional, you know, bracketing of the show.
1:10.2	Like, let me actually talk about it.
1:12.8	We're talking bodily function disasters. You know, bracketing of the show. Like, let me actually talk about it. We're talking bodily function disasters.
1:21.8	You know, it could be whatever, you know, like a huge booger hanging out your nose while you were in a job interview or something like that. Yeah.
1:22.0	But just when your body betrays you, when this stupid fucking vessel full of liquids betrays you and and all of your
1:30.1	dignity goes right out the window i think shitting your pants is like the epitome oh it's the
1:34.6	yeah the new plu ultra of you know of humiliation and of body betrayal um but and you know, and I was really struck by when I
1:47.1	promoed this online, and I made a note of this,
1:52.0	people either go, oh, yeah, man, I got a dozen stories about it,
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