From NPR, a WDB easy Chicago that's is, wait, wait, don't tell me the NPR news quiz. Cut the cord. I'm your Billy button.

Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago.

Bill again for Peter Segal Faith Segal. Hello. Thank you. I am Faith Segal.

Bill again for Peter Segal who is out this week for his court ordered electrolysis appointment.

But after a decade of proving myself as a point thirsty panellist, I have finally made it to the top.

Literally, there is a stack of phone books behind this podium that Peter has to stand on.

Peter Segal is so tiny. He usually does the show from Bill's pocket.

Peter is so tiny at the NPR basketball tournament he got dunked on by Terry Gross.

Oh! Peter Segal is so tiny Elon Musk used him as a submarine.

Later on, we will talk to Jazz Icon, Late Show Band Leader, and comparatively very, very tall person.

John Batiste. But first, it's time for you to jazz up our show by giving us a call.

The number is 1-888. Wait, wait, that's 1-888-924-8924. I'm thrilled to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on, wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Mike McCallum from Scappus, Oregon.

Hi, Mike. Scappus, Oregon. What a delightful name.

It's great. It's Scappus sits on the Columbia River and it looks at UC3 volcanoes.

And currently, they're not exploding. Oh, thank goodness.

Well, Mike, let me introduce you to our panel.

First up, it's a co-host of the new podcast Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.

It's Adam Felber.

Next, an actress and comedian appearing in the upcoming Comedy Central Series Southside.

Rashan Scott. Hey, hi, darling.

And finally, an author and humorist who lied to his wife when he said he was heading to Chicago for important business.

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