Gearheads. I am innocent. I know a lot of fun has been made over the last few weeks about what my

neighborhood is called the incident. And because of that, I must now publicly announce that in

2024 I will in fact become drum roll, please, uh, eunuch. Yeah, a eunuch. For those who don't know

what a eunuch is, it is don't know what a eunuch it is, it is.

A male who has been castrated do dirty, dirty perversions,

often involving the dead animals or children.

In my case, I hit a trifecta,

and that's

a parley you just don't want to win

hey yo

anyway I got to clean this dead puppy

blood off my wainer

now here is your

host a man who is maybe

worse than dirty pito as he employs one.

Blind, Mike, Geary.

It's always good to drive a joke into the ground before I get a chance to speak.

Already demonetized, probably. Yeah, yeah, that's a good way to start the episode.

I don't know.

Hello, everybody.

Yeah, I don't know how the algorithm works, but I imagine they're not going to be too fond of that one.

I'm sure I don't even know if I should even try to fix this one.

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