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🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 113 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | He's one of my favorite all-time comedians. |
| 0:21.6 | Give it up for Mr. Sam Moran! There's a lot going on with you. You just came out with your sixth stand-up special since 2020. He's worked with comics like Conan Colberry as a Netflix special, same time tomorrow that tackles everything from awkward conversations to America's gun epidemic. Don't do morning news just to ruin a segment. I do it all the time. You did a good one in Columbus. |
| 0:22.6 | Tell us what we can expect with that. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm going to talk about the human trafficking epidemic in Columbus, Ohio. |
| 0:28.6 | What is going on with the human... What are you talking about? |
| 0:31.6 | I just kept making up the data human trafficking problem in Columbus, and the guy lost it on me. |
| 0:36.6 | Is this a joke? Are you trying |
| 0:38.1 | to be funny? What are you trying to do? We'll be right back. And it just didn't. Well, I was just |
| 0:41.5 | trying to explain. The audience saw just saw the same thing too. Okay, we'll go to break. |
| 0:50.1 | This is What Now with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:55.5 | This episode is presented by Whole Foods Market. |
| 0:58.4 | Eat well for less. |
| 1:05.2 | Am I visibly sweaty? |
| 1:07.3 | I was like... |
| 1:08.5 | You're running here? |
| 1:09.1 | Were you running here? |
| 1:09.9 | I walk at a brisk pace. Oh, New York. I hate to be late to anything, and I was Were you running here? I walk at a brisk pace. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, New York. I hate to be late to anything. And I was like, if I don't walk at a brisk pace, I'm going to be late. And I was like, you can't cab it at this time either. So it's like, I was like, I got to walk it. No city bike? Oh, dude, I can't ride a bike. Well, like at all. I can, but I'm so bad on a bike. |
| 1:25.3 | My balance sucks. |
| 1:26.6 | I'm also scared of the bikers in this city. |
| 1:28.4 | They're so reckless in the bike lane that I don't want to get. Yeah, but you don't need to worry about them when you're one of them. I do worry about them because I would do it during COVID like on the West Side Highway and they were fucking terrifying. Also you can. Just do zip in bio. I was like, dude. |
| 1:44.7 | No, yeah, I can, I'm a bad, dude, I'm, my motor skills are terrible. |
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