Jokes are Attacks

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

America is under attack by Dave Chapelle and comedy. Rachel Levine has become the first four star female Admiral, it’s one small step for females, one giant leap for funny. Rudy Giuliani is on Cameo and for hire because he’s got bigly legal trouble, China has alien technology and Squid Game is a documentary about North Korea. It’s a wasdadealis week, pumpkins.

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0:00.0	I want to say.
0:06.0	It's you up, tick tock you don't stop tick tock you don't stop.
0:13.1	I wanna say you up tik tock you don't stop tick tock you don't stop it's
0:20.2	y'all nepe and welcome.
0:22.2	to another episode of your weekly long day.
0:28.1	That is what you call an oxymoron
0:31.0	because weeks have seven days,
0:32.6	but now my weeks are called days
0:35.4	because it's international pronoun day
0:38.9	and it's time to celebrate,
0:40.6	shout out your pronouns
0:41.9	and shout them out loud and proud.
0:44.0	Mine are he, ha, what's so tall, yes?
0:48.6	What a week we have,
0:49.9	Mark Zuckerberg, under fire.
0:52.4	Facebook got sued 14 million
0:54.9	for knowingly being involved
0:57.8	with AstraZeneca's collecting of our information.
1:01.4	I don't care, AstraZeneca.
1:03.4	Figure me out, baby.
1:05.2	I don't care.
1:06.0	What else is going on?
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