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🗓️ 22 September 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Yanni has a lit cold opening but doesn’t get to any of that other news. This episode is all about Hasan Minhaj and his “emotional truths”…What can you do. Yanni is sick of personality fraud and he goes foaming. His tweet about a new era coming where we learn 70 percent of the people we love are frauds, seems to be prophetic. Finally, Yanni takes aim at the media for kid gloving Hasan while they torched Steve Ranizzisi. Yanni loved Hasan and is broken hearted! Not really, but why not! It’s his emotional truth! Where news meets pizza plates!
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0:00.0 | What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Janus Papis Hour, your news at 1113. At the top of |
0:12.9 | the hour, I want to read a statement by our network, the Janus Papis Hour, the statement |
0:18.6 | is by Janus Papis and is straight from his ex-profile. It says, this has been the post-truth era, |
0:25.4 | an era marked by the democratization of marketing, overshadowing reality. Confidence |
0:30.4 | men, grifters, and frauds have flourished. We are entering a new era, where people were |
0:35.7 | realized that 70% of the people they liked are frauds. That was written by ChatGBT. China |
0:43.5 | and the United States, will they coexist? Will Pink and her skater boyfriend get back together |
0:49.6 | after breaking up twice? Is China in the United States the new Pink marriage? Because |
0:54.4 | Presidency just said, hold on, can't we just all get along? What did Presidency become |
0:59.8 | Rodney King? It put me in a good mood. It felt like I got the mood improved. It felt |
1:05.2 | like I just took a bump of coke. Thank you. There is hope, Presidency. And he's probably |
1:10.2 | doing that because the economy is not looking too good. A lot of empty skyscrapers and |
1:16.4 | a lot of American companies, which is their cocaine that they need from us, going to |
1:22.8 | be a nomin' Indian, Sri Lanka, and whatever other big headed third world country there's |
1:26.6 | going to be making our stuff. So maybe Presidency is going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
1:32.0 | Let's be frenemies again. Air taxis are being made in Ohio. Lauren Berber is fucking high. |
1:38.9 | That's all I got to say is that she looked good. Can I say that I masturbated to that CCC |
1:44.2 | TV footage? Because I did. Thank God there is security footage inside of that movie theater |
1:53.2 | I think it was a play actually, Beetlejuice. When you go to Beetlejuice with a guy and you're |
1:57.9 | dressed like that, you know you're not going for the play. You're going for the hand play, |
2:02.7 | not the play. And that's exactly what they were doing. Thank God we had that night vision |
2:06.9 | screen too because we saw her vaping and I also saw her fart fart. You know how you can |
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