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Hi everybody, it's Monday and it's about 3.45 on the East Coast. What's up Fruit Loop?

Uh, nothing much. We had a week last week. We did have a week. Yeah, so we went to go visit my

parents down at the beach and I brought my kitten, which uh went okay I think, but my dad was a

little irritated with Kitty. So I had a big incident, big medical incident. Yeah, we weren't there

when it happened. No, Fruit Loop and my kids were, I think you guys were like out somewhere.

We were on the golf cart ride around. That's kind of what you do at my parents' house and

they're a little area that they have their house. You just go out and cruise the golf cart at night.

So my dad, I noticed he was starting to get really sort of irritated with the kitten and they're

really funny about their house. Like it's always super clean and um he was worried the cat was

gonna like pick the furniture and all that. So I was a little on edge. So so the cat's on this

base and it's a tall vase that you put in the floor and my mom has this decorative grass coming

out of it and it's I guess if you it's like to my belly button, right? Yeah. Tall stuff. Yeah.

So the cat's kind of climbing on the vase and my dad gives it like the side eye and says can you

get the cat? So I go to bend down to pick up the kitty and um one of those blades goes straight

through my eyeball. Yeah. Straight through and I feel it going in. I guess I should have maybe

warned people like if you're squeamish don't listen. Don't listen. Sorry it's a little late but um

so as a kid I always had this irrational fear that one day I was gonna like skewer my eyeball on

something and it came true and it came true and it was as terrible and I ever imagined it.

When we came in you were like uh look what I just did. Yeah and you had like this brown because

your eyes are brown and I don't know if that's what it was but it was like this trail of brown

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