Johnny White Really-Really - Cachot's Folly (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Over the years Landlord John and Robin have spent many an evening in the Other Realm sampling all the delights that are on offer. Though they don't get total control of what drinks are available to them it does give them the opportunity to meet up with friends who might not always be available to live in the Correct Realm. One such person that has experienced many a lash with John and Robin is this week's guest; it's comedian and musician Johnny White Really-Really!

Johnny is as much of a legend on the UK pub scene as he is on the UK comedy scene. He loves establishments of all shapes and sizes, but he might be slightly more particular when it comes to what drinks stock his dream bar. Will he take into account John and Robins preferences? Will it be a pub for everyone? Or will he go all out and choose drinks that only Johnny White Really-Really would like?

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0:00.0	Hither to the arbor, hither to the dying light and the flickering hours.
0:13.6	Hither to the shaded beds where the evening primrose blooms.
0:19.9	Come hither with me.
0:22.7	Hither pite.
0:24.3	Hither green, hither now!
0:27.0	Hither to the chorus of dusk.
0:30.7	Hither.
0:31.0	To the moon underwater.
1:17.7	The underwater. Oh welcome tavern seeker and seek no more for you are here. We are here. Where are we Robin?
1:31.4	Here. We are here in the moon underwater and what an evening it is. I, John Robbins, am your landlord and you are very merrily welcome. So up a seat and relax uh robin is the lovely regular the lovely robin robin what are you supping on the sieve well it's it's the
1:39.0	imagine if they had this on draft in the moon under water you can it's the marks and spencers belgian
1:44.0	lager those green cans that are only drunk on trains.
1:48.1	They're only drunk on trains. And Robin, could you do me favour and just look in the ingredients?
1:52.7	Because I've got a feeling that they just put sugar in the M&S Belgian Lager.
1:59.1	No way. Yeah. Water, malted barley, maize, hops, wheat, yeast.
2:06.3	There's no sugar in here.
2:07.2	Oh, it's in the lager.
2:08.6	Yeah.
2:09.1	In the red one?
2:10.6	No, the blue one.
2:12.1	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:13.3	It's their UK lard.
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