Radio X. Johnny Vaughn. Is the app normally does it? Ray. X. Welcome to the Johnny Vaughan 4-7thang podcast. The team are all here. That's Dr. Sunder Templeton. Hello. The Woodman Gaff. Hello. Big sigh. Whoa. I spoke. He's going to edit it out. He will. Big sigh and a little sigh.

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Coming up, this week's podcast includes my first moonwalk, nicknames, one-man documentaries, hybrid bands, fax machines, and many, many more great things.

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Here's the deal, guys.

Yeah. And do you know what? Well done to everyone who took part in this. You know, when I start with that kind of goodwill, you know I'm about to winch, don't you? You know, that's like my disclaimer statement. I just want to say, I really respect everyone who took part in the moonwalk on Clapham Common. It's a big walk in head of a charity. Okay, yeah.

Okay.

Right.

I didn't realise what the moonwalk was. The Moonwalk on Clapham Common. It's a big walk in aid of a charity. Oh, okay, yeah.

Okay, right. I didn't realize what the Moonwalk was. Yeah, so there's an enormous pink marquee there and pink flags everywhere and everyone's kind of dressed up, kind of wacky, like they're off to rugby sevens except pink themed. And they walk at night to raise money for charity. To raise money for a cash charity. Hence the moon bit of Moonwalk. Moonwalk, yeah. But, but, but, but, I moved into my new flat, yeah?

Yeah.

But,

but, but I moved into my new flat,

yeah?

Yeah. You don't believe it. The balcony. I'll say balcony. You're not allowed out onto it. They've actually put stuff there to stop you, even though they sold us a flat with balcony. Right. is he looks like he looks like a balcony yes but um there's no uh this is the guy in charge

the morning. But, um, yeah, it does look like a most soldiers, a balcony, you're not allowed on it. As I was the kind of balcony you're not allowed on. You're right. That's just a bit of stone, isn't it? It's just a decorative window box. And also it's big enough to really hold a crowd as well. You know, yourself as ain't your own out there.

It's funny the royals don't get that, do they?

The royal balcony. Why can't you go on it? Is it just not strong enough? I wouldn't go out there, madam. It's not too. There's no, you know what I'm there? How old's the joke? Not 95. Anyway, turns out, if I've been on the balcony, that was the finishing line for the moonwalk, my new flat.

Right.

Right. I finished at some of the finish at 7 in the morning. You could hear it all. Right outside of bedroom. Did you shout at them? I'm on, I'm literally sleeping on the finishing line of the moonwalk. Did you throw hot gravel and bovril at them? Well, you know, hey, you know me, I love charity. Yep. But it turns out there's someone whose job it is so that everyone gets a bit of applause. Right. I think, OK, come on, if they're finishing now. Just let them finish. They must be in trouble. It must be that, this is that gorilla still finishing the London Marathon. Right. Do you know what I mean? It was it. I was thinking, I was going to be it. And you just kept hearing little ripples of golf applause. No, no, no, it seems like this. And like a boot dropping, you're waiting for the next one every time. And that wakes you up more than anything else that was exactly the

analogy I gave to the girls the Brazilians I'd watch the Eurovision song

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