Radio X. Johnny Vaughan. One of the backer vocals was really, really loud at that. Radio X. Welcome to the Johnny Vaughan 4-7thang podcast. The team are all here. That's Little Simon. Hello there. Gavin the Woodman Woods. Hello there. And Sunter Templeton. Hi. Okay, she was fine. She was fine, yeah. Sorry, we had a theory in the best-off show, which was on Sunday, that whoever goes third can't help but make an idiot of themselves. Santa Templeton is here. Hi. Little Sice here. Hello there. The Woodman Gavs here. Hello. That was slightly more annoying than normal. It was. Maybe it's true. We've got mad science, best nicknames, moving stories, lying squirrels,

and a very particular petty rage. Enjoy.

Radio X. Little Simon, incidentally, everyone listening in the building,

Little Si has lost his favourite crayons.

Oh no!

Yeah, he has, yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't mind, but he hasn't finished colouring in the picture yet. And he gets different crayons. He won't find the same again, because these are these... His father bought some... They're quite cheap. He bought them back from Burma. It took you about an hour to calm him down earlier. I know, it did. The old Burmese crayon. Yeah.

I don't know what that is.

I think something a dog gets when it's excited. about an hour to calm him down earlier. I know it did. The old Burmese crayon.

I don't know what that is.

I think it's something a dog gets when it's excited.

Okay, are you ready for this, guys?

Go on.

I've had the most awful, awful weekend.

Yeah, I only heard snippets of it that you told me earlier.

It's been horrendous, made only more so by the fact that my mate Jim who's also made of Gab's in fact

I know GAV through Jim that's right yeah he's our mutual friend 30 odd years

ago when Gavin I met yeah and um great times GAF they really were anyway I've got

all my boxes that you can see on Johnny underscore Vaughn 66 Johnny underscore on On your Instagram. You Instagram a picture of your boxes? Yeah, I have, yeah. Just to show the hell. I've had nothing else to this weekend. Okay. I unpack the boxes. Yeah, no, no, I can't even face doing it. I can't think, I've been wearing the same pants since Friday. I have. They're now inside out. That's grim. Nice. Which actually I was actually worse. Which day did you turn the minute?

I don't want to know. Seconds before the show. I did have two beds of pants. But I had to go into the laundry basket for when I was a lot more, you know, lace safe fair about, you know, I had that thing where you just change your pants every day. Yeah. I used to have that attitude. That's right. Yeah. Whether they're dirty or not. So I've been going back through old pants because the laundry basket was just sell a tape, you know, tape down mucky tape. So that's fine. Nostalgia? Yeah, yeah, it is nostalgic, actually. I sort of feel like last Thursday, I just feel quite the same.

Anyway, but Jim, it turns out,

has written obscene things on my boxes,

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