Johnny Vaughan on Radio X: Podcast 61

Johnny Vaughan On Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week, we've got posh party pranks, SAS fantasists, wort charming and much much more… Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0	Johnny Vaughan.
0:01.7	Okay, you're still rolling?
0:02.6	Radio X. Welcome to the Johnny Vaughan 4-7 Thang podcast. On this week's podcast, a rogues gallery, the biggest lovy-lovy-in the history of love-ins ever. Posh party, thanks. Pottie. Party. Party. Since you do it too well. Yeah. Party. And Aristotos heroes. and many, many, many, many, many more things.
0:02.5	Enjoy. Oh, and if you enjoy it, write a review afterwards. Please, on iTunes. Thanks. Radio X. Good afternoon to you. And welcome to the week starting Monday, 28th of November. Love it to have you back since. How's your throat? I've heard you've been saving it for this show.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:39.6	I mean, your voice.
0:40.0	My throat's actually fine. It's my chest now. Is it? I've had this thing that's moved all around my body. Yeah. Making me sick. But it's just my chest feels... I thought you're talking about Liam. No. Okay, go on.
0:33.9	The illness.
0:35.1	It feels like I can't breathe properly.
0:37.4	Like it's like I can't breathe properly.
0:51.1	Like it's like I'm an old man that's been smoking 40 a day for the last 30 years of my life. Oh, cheers. Oh. What's on that? I want you to go look at me and Gab and say that. That's something to be. Gab's like a career smoking. That's something to aspire to it. And I do when I'm drunk.
0:52.2	I just can't believe it.
0:53.6	Yeah.
1:44.2	You said that's Gab's like a career smoke. That's something to aspire to. And I do when I'm drunk. I just can't believe it. Yeah. That's Gab's goal. To get to that. I can tell you. So you feel like an old man. Well, you should just stop there. You've made a few listeners really happy. Yeah. Left out the smoking bit and, oh, that's even better. I feel like an old man who's been smoking 20 cigarettes a day for 30 years. Imagine had loads of texts and he'd go, this should drive fit exactly that description. What did it mean for a date? Someone said you felt like an old man. How are you, little Simon? Great.
1:44.5	Right, Gav. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I spent the weekend futilely trying to sweep leaves. Oh. Every time I got them in a pile, the wind just gusted a bit. And just put them all the way back down. What did I tell you last week? I was thinking of you as I did it. I did think these are just going to rot away in the next couple of weeks.
1:43.8	Never think of me. I tell you last passage. I know. Well, I was thinking of you as I did it. I did think,
2:01.3	these are just going to rot away in the next couple of weeks. Why am I? Never, never think of me while you're, while you're doing anything unless you want it to last longer. Yeah, yeah. It did make it quite a chore. Listen, Gav, I, I own, I mean, I don't want to boast. I was using a broom. Yeah, well I own a still leaf blower.
1:59.3	Yeah.
2:00.5	A petrol one.
2:01.4	Yeah, just two stroke up.
2:02.6	You got two strokes. I don't want to boast. I was using a broom. Yeah, well, I own a stil leaf blower.
2:17.9	Yeah.
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