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D-O-X.

Johnny Vaughan.

Okay, it is time for us to blame Bono for all the ills of your want. I had a shocking weekend. I went out Friday and I was ill and I've still got my car in the multi-story car park here. I don't know how I may as well just get a mortgage out to get that. I don't know if I just leave the car there or keep the house. It's almost a newish car, isn't it? But it might not be worth, it might be worth less than the ticket.

It might be, yes, it might well be, Jeff. It's very good point. Before I get it out, I'm going to go see an accountant. I can write the fees off. Yeah. Well, certainly, we have much to counter charge, but it's going to be less than they charge. It's Bono's fault anyway. It's Bono's far.

Anyway, thanks Bono.

Cheers, mate.

What we got in, Gav?

I've got one, no name.

Thanks, Bono.

I've just... and they chat. It's Bono's fault anyway. It's Bono's fault anyway. Thanks Bono. Cheers, mate.

What we got in, Gav?

I've got one, no name.

Thanks, Bono. I've just bit my tongue whilst eating a packet of salt and vinegar peanuts. He's ruined the nuts as well. Do you know what I sound like to do? Sorry, a bit of a tip for you here. Do you tip your nuts into your salt minting at crisps?

Do you always do that? No, I've not done that.

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