Radio X.

Johnny Vaughn.

That's how they start on guitar. Ray. The OX. Welcome to the Johnny Vaughan 4-7 Thang podcast. Dr. Sunda Templeton's here. Hello. Gordon Smart's here. Good to see you, Johnny. Nice to see you, Gordon. What, is it just an ego thing that brings you here every week? I like to show you my new Kashmir Lyle and Scott once a week. oh yes this is lovely

can also thank you so much

massive thank you to the people and lovely people at White and McKay, who left a lovely creative Scotts here in the boot of my... Jaguar. Complimented Jaguar. Supplied by Tanbury, my favourite golf course. Playing so nice at this time of year.

Just remember, though, when it's breezy, swing easy,

and Gordon Smart.

Wow.

Imagine if you did your show like that.

I love it.

I'd love it if your sign off was always a golf tip.

Until tomorrow, Johnny, when it's breezy, swing easy.

And as Arnold Palmer always said, head up, swing fast.

Yeah, slow for the dog.

Sorry, coming up, donkeys, eagles, seagulls, cats, wolves and bedbugs,

plus some things that are not related at all to animals.

Radio X.

Okay, we're on the search for the world's greatest nickname.

We've already discovered Dave, who knew a guy at uni, nicknamed the wedge, because the longer

he went on, the thicker he got.

And a man who sat in a beer garden got stung on his moob and was forever known as B-cup.

Which is genius.

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