Johnny Somali is Going to Prison For a Long Time - H3 After Dark #45

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.7 • 25K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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0:00.0	Fun's over.
0:09.2	I'm back.
0:11.1	Boys night is canceled.
0:14.7	Was it Boys Night this whole time?
0:17.7	All weekend was Boys Night.
0:23.4	Hey. Hey. All weekend was Boys Night Hey Huge Monday
0:25.8	420 blaze it
0:27.3	Who's high
0:28.7	Did you guys get high?
0:32.2	One's in chat if you're high
0:33.6	Two's in chat if it makes you too anxious.
0:36.3	Did you guys get high?
0:39.9	I did not. Did you? This is the first episode I didn't because I just came, I just came back from somewhere.
0:46.2	Somewhere. Literally today. Literally like an hour and a half ago I walked, I got home.
0:52.3	Did you have a good time at somewhere?
0:56.0	It was interesting.
0:57.1	I'm going to tell you,
1:02.0	I'm going to tell you all about it later because we got so much sick stuff this week.
1:02.9	So,
1:04.0	oh my God.
1:06.1	We have a stacked week, honestly. By sick as in cool and then sick isn't sickening.
1:09.5	Sick as we might both be getting sick. We'll see. Sick as in illness, illness. Sick as in typhoid. Yeah. Hi, everyone. We got ones and twos. We got ones and twos in chat. That's right. I don't know what three means, but I see threes too. They're definitely, they're definitely 420 celebrating.
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