Tunnel Jews Johnny Salami

What's going on, brother?

Johnny Salami.

That's just name your podcast, but that's not actually your name, is it?

That's not what you go by?

That would be cool if it was my generic name.

What do you go by?

Oh yeah, you found that guy in New Jersey.

Yeah. Do you look them up on like Facebook or something?

I can't even remember what I was just thinking about the name, Johnny Salami. So I googled it and then there was like some Italian wap. That made me so sad, dude. Did you not know that? I didn't want to let you know. I was upset, but I didn't know about that. Oh, you'd never heard? No, dude. I felt like a hack, you know.

No, you were doing it in an almost like a...

Post- never heard no dude i felt felt like a hack you know no you're doing it in a almost like uh

post post wop like some sort of like a a guinea irony yeah thing even though what that guys

like even though like what are you you must be irish the fuck are you i don't know i haven't done

the 23 that's that's that's german what do you? You must be Irish as fuck, are you? I don't know. I haven't done the 23. That's, that's German, what do you think? What do you think? I think I'm like another dimension, dude. You're like Superman, but they're not, they're actually a shittier version. They're like shit aliens. Just have superpowers I don't know about. You're just a big head that cannot be...

I mean, dude, I look like I walked out of a cave. Yeah, you do. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, you know? You got a strong head. I'm scared to look at the... How does that even work? Do you have to jack off into a cylinder or is it just spit? No, they swab your ass. Really? They send the guy over. Hello, ding-dong!

It's me, yes, bend over, folks. And then you go, I didn't even order. That's you order. He comes over every week, actually. Swabs my ass. Yeah, they're going to find something, man. You know how the precees are dittled to, you know how the precees to dittled the boys in how the precees that diddle the boys in Ireland? Really?

They would go... They would give them a lashings, right? So this is what they would do. They'd bend them over. Yeah. Give them lasions. And then they would go, all right, you're a bad boy. You got your lashings. Yeah. Now here's some vaseline for your sore bum. and then while they're rubbing the vaseline on

slip a finger in

but then

but then for your sore bum and then while they're rubbing the vaseline on slip a finger in oh yeah but

then wasn't actually finger yeah you just didn't you didn't know it was the magic well i wasn't

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