This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Welcome to I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weinerger. What's going on? Ellis is not here today.

Ellis is in Spain. Ellis told me they're in Spain. They've lied to me before, so God knows where they really are. Probably laying low somewhere. I don't know. Maybe they'll be back. Alice is not here. We're in the studio.

Very little happening for me because the last like six days, I finally started watching.

I gave in to Love is Blind. Love is Blind, Ohio. And so that's kind of

cut me off from talking to other people. And by the time this episode releases, culture will have

fully moved on to some other piece of art. So it's a show about a great group of guys and a great

group of gals, all with their heads on straight. That's basically the show.

Um, is there anything else that's going on?

Do I have any business?

Let's see.

No.

No.

I mean, that's truly, I mean, I've shut down conversation after conversation the last three days

with people who haven't watched Love is Blind. And then I just have nothing left to say.

Nothing's really gone bad yet today.

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