Johnny Pemberton Has Never Seen Ted Lasso
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:11.9 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:18.7 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where |
| 0:23.2 | comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their scripts. |
| 0:30.5 | Very dramatic, but felt good. Anyways, today, the incredibly hilarious Johnny Pemberton is here. |
| 0:37.2 | He's so funny. |
| 0:38.5 | One of my favorite comedians, actors. |
| 0:40.1 | I love him. |
| 0:41.1 | He has never seen Ted Lassau, but he rewrites it and we take on his script. |
| 0:46.0 | Also joined by the incredibly hilarious Tyler Jackson. |
| 0:49.1 | And this is just so much fun. |
| 0:50.5 | I mean, Johnny's script is great. |
| 0:58.5 | It's kind of close. It seems that it's just fun. |
| 1:07.6 | It's just a great time. We talk Ted Lassow, what the show is, what we think, we play some games, some Kyle Dad, all the sorts of stuff, and have a really nice time. |
| 1:11.1 | You're going to love it, but we get into Johnny's script pretty early on. |
| 1:17.6 | I want to say thank you to everyone who was able to come out to my hard-to-say shows in Los Angeles or in Kansas City. They were just so much fun and a lot. If you don't know, I've been working out a comedy show about trigeminal |
| 1:30.7 | neuralgia and chronic pain and suicide and things, you know, inherently funny topics like |
| 1:37.7 | that. And I've really had a nice time doing the shows. It's been a little, I don't know, I've been able to find like a meaning in |
| 1:45.7 | comedy that I haven't really felt before, whether it's like connecting with people who also |
| 1:51.2 | go through chronic pain or having these mental issues or things like that. I just want to say |
| 1:57.2 | thank you to everyone who's made it out, who's reached out. |
| 2:02.2 | I appreciate it. |
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