Johnny Pemberton - Affirmative Grunting
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton (Mermaid, Live Dates) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall!
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| 0:52.4 | Hey gang, on today's episode of Dumb People's Time, we have the great Johnny Pemberton. |
| 0:58.1 | And on the show, we're going to talk about, oh, a French teen in Singapore and how that goes |
| 1:02.6 | sideways. |
| 1:03.2 | We're going to talk about a one with an expense account. |
| 1:05.0 | She shouldn't have had that at age. |
| 1:06.3 | Too much freedom. |
| 1:06.8 | Too much freedom. |
| 1:07.7 | And then finally, we're going to close things out with a viral video that you have to see to believe. |
| 1:12.1 | It ain't top golf. |
| 1:13.0 | It's bottom golf. |
| 1:13.8 | Bottom golf. |
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