Johnny Mitchell on His Prison Time for a Drug Trafficking + News on Escaped Cocaine Hippos

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2023

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Comedian Johnny Mitchell tells Adam how he went from being a normal well-off college student to a major drug trafficker and his decision to make millions on weed while he could before legalization. He explains the process of stashing/smuggling money and drugs and how he ultimately found himself in a maximum security prison. Johnny shares some prison tips such as the importance of courtesy flushing and surviving on Ramen and they all debate the finer points of performing felation on yourself. Next, they get into Johnny rooming with a Hells Angel, politicians mispronouncing names, and distorted checking account statistics. Finally, Chris reports the news including: an update on the Titanic tourist submersible going missing, Pablo Escobar's escaped "cocaine hippos" causing problems and the auto shop owner who dumped 500 pounds of oily pennies on his ex-employee’s driveway having to pay more in back wages. PLUGS: See Johnny Mitchell live: Brea, CA - Brea Improv - July 5th Listen to ‘The Connect- with Johnny Mitchell’ wherever you find podcasts and watch it on YouTube And follow Johnny on Instagram, @MrJohnnyMitchell THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: Turo.com SimpliSafe.com/ADAM 4Patriots.com enter ADAM Angi.com OReillyAuto.com

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0:00.0	Well, in this episode, very funny comedian Johnny Mitchell comes in, also tells a story about being a drug kingpan and locked up for years.
0:09.0	As well, very fascinating guy. We'll get into that. We'll do the news as well. Lots of commentary. We'll do that right after this.
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2:02.0	From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show.
2:15.0	Adam's guest today, comedian and former drug trafficker, Johnny Mitchell.
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