Jay Rock, Clan Alley Show.

We're swogging into 2026, and we got lots to get into this week. We should be phoning it in by now. That would be the goal, right? Big show on Saturday, long hours, maybe take today off. But we're here, and we got stuff to give you all week long, evidence and tickets, as we mentioned. Plus, we'll get you into the House of Kong, an exhibit celebrating all things guerrillas. So get and Ali if that were not enough and I know it's not because people expect more it's never enough Ali will be super generous with all of her

money this week during Ali knows the news so lots of opportunities for you to get rich

get tickets get access and already start planning your uh shows for July of this year or next year I guess I also still

in the back of my car have a bunch of stuff from the dollar store if you want to throw any of

step in maybe on Thursday elf cheapo makes a return on the final thrifty Thursday of the year and I'll

even give you the receipt so you can return it uh the text line says 626 I'm only here here for two things. Tamale song. Tamale, Tamale, Tamale, Tamale, Tamale, Tamale. One for three or two for five. What a tragedy. A lot of calls about the Tamale song, specifically the live performance that happened on K Rock and before we went into the venue for K-Rock's almost acoustic Christmas,

including this one.

Hello.

Yesterday was epic, but I noticed something.

I think Johnny knows his own song.

You add it to the list of things Johnny doesn't know.

It's the song he wrote that only has five lyrics in it.

He had an opportunity to perform it live in front of hundreds of people

that were waiting outside the venue for the doors to open. And he was ready supposedly. I asked him

if he was ready. He said, absolutely, born ready. I believe his quote was born ready. And everybody was

like had this song in their head all weekend already. You know, it was like two days of everybody just having that earworm. So I was so ready to hear it. I had been replaying it in my mind and I was like, cool. I'm excited to see the live performance. If anyone was going to forget the lyrics, the last person to do so would be the one who wrote it. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember lyrics, obviously, for anything.

My short-term memory is pretty much shot, but the song was so simple and so catchy that I go, this will be a great one for a crowd to sing along to. Little did I know, the guy singing the song would have no idea what his own lyrics were. And then I realized it's Johnny, so we shouldn't expect much. But listen, I mean, just some of the reviews. And people love it.

Tomatoes, somebody!

Yeah. so we shouldn't expect much. But listen, I mean, just some of the reviews. Tomon, Tomon, Tomon. People love it. Tomato and Samoan, Tomon. Tomorrow. Somonet. One, four, three, or two, for five. These people are wasted. And they're hammered, and they love the song. And there's no shortage of people. I mean, listening to or singing it on, but then there's a, I have the Johnny forgetting the lyrics if you want to hear the performance that he actually blew the lyrics. Okay. But what I really wanted to play you is, All the people that instantly fell in love with the official theme song for all things to Mali's. Dude, I got a text from a friend of mine who was like, I don't know who that guy is on

your show, but he wrote such a banger.

And my family and I have been singing that tamale's song for the last three days straight.

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