November 18th is the day that John Janssen walked into my life.

I met John at Quiet Woman.

Shannon does not own Quiet Woman.

I've been going there for over two decades.

But anyhow, John walks in and ends up sitting at my booth.

We tried to fight the feelings. After week two, John and I knew that was it. I don't know Shannon not friends with Shannon and unfortunately your

heart wants what it wants and here we are take us really I'm going to You guys, hello and welcome back to another episode of everyone's business but mine, with me, Caraberry. Man, I feel like I have not talked about housewives or anything on Bravo for like so long.

And probably forgetting something, but I just feel like it's been a while since we've

been back with our girls so I'm grateful to be talking housewives. I'm like less

grateful that it's Orange County but you know what

we're here and we're celebrating. This is our 100th season of the Housewives

overall 18 for our girls over in Kota to Kaza or whatever the fuck and Beverly Hills even

shout out to you Heather and yeah we got a lot to talk about so much happened.

As we know, we got, once again, how many seasons has Shannon

been on seven?

How about, we're going oh for seven. Shannon Storm's

Badour. I got to tell you guys, I mean, you know this.

I have been talking about how Shannon is such an archetype for me as a Jan Brady. She is our North Star of Jan Brady level housewives.

It's just somebody who seems like she shouldn't have it so difficult and yet here we are you

know like I just can't understand like the woman can barely walk she's got a

doctor wants his face putting you know things up her ass every other week like it's just a lot the lemons

The girls can't have Diet Coke she made mention of that later in the episode. It's just you know there's a lot going on a lot of things and she's just like like a Kathy comic turned to life and I love her for it like she just takes a licking and keeps on ticking, not in the same way that

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