Everybody knows the taxi driver likes being over-tipped,

but you can't blame him for not liking being tipped over.

["Fabulous Pre-Lance Insurance Investigator"]

This is another in the Adventures of America's

Fabulous Pre-Lance Insurance Investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At Insurance Investigation, he's only an expert.

At making out his expense account, he's an absolute genius.

["Fabulous Pre-Lance Insurance Investigator"]

Expense account submitted by Special Investigator, Johnny Dollar.

Two, home office, the Nutmeg State liability underwriters,

Hartford, Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures

during my investigation of the disappearance of 12 apex cabs.

Or, who took the taxis for a ride?

["Fabulous Pre-Lance Insurance Investigator"]

Expense account, item one, $3.10, train fare Hartford to New York.

Item two, $1.10, dinner on route.

Item three, $18, club car.

Expense account, item four, $1.30,

cab fare from station to garage and offices of apex taxi company.

I naturally waited for an apex cab, but could have saved my time.

The driver told me nothing.

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