Mrs. Perkins won the prize, but I got in the biggest pickle at the county fair.

This is another in the adventures of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is only an expert.

At making out his expense accounts, he is an absolute genius.

The expensive...

Expense account submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar.

Two, home office, Corinthian liability and bonding company,

Terminal Building, Hartford, Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my assignment as bodyguard

two Grand Blue Ribbon Champion spotted Poland China Hog.

Rosie Baron of Iowa.

Or how you cast my prose to wisdom before Swine.

Or out of the fire into the frying pan.

Rent the down item one.

76 dollars and 80 cents.

Train and but spare Hartford to the town of Carver,

county seat of Carver County, Iowa.

Rent the count out of 2, 250.

One coat, free handkerchief, a bottle of salt tablets and sunglasses with

which to combat the corn belt heat.

Item three, six bits, get me ride to the Carver County Fairground.

Undoubtedly named that because the band I found in the midst of playing its afternoon concert was only fair.

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