Mrs. Persim's won the prize, but I got in the biggest pickle at the county fair.

This is another in the adventures of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is only an expert.

At making out his expense accounts, he is an absolute genius.

The expense accounts submitted by special investigators, Johnny Dollar.

Still, home office, Corinthian liability and bonding company, terminal building, Hartford, Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my assignment as bodyguard to Grand Blue Ribbon Champion,

bought his Poland-China hog, Rosie Barram of Iowa, or how you cast my crew to wisdom before it's wine,

or how to fire into the frying pan.

Rent the town item one, $76.86.

Train and bus fare Hartford to the town of Carver, County seat of Carver County, Iowa.

Rent the town item two, $250.1.0.3.

A bottle of salt, cabbage and sunglasses, with which to combat the coin belt heaps.

Item three, $6.00. Get me right to the Carver County Fairground.

I undoubtedly named that because the band I found in the midst of playing at the afternoon's concert was only fair.

Hey, uh, uh, friend.

How's that?

I'm working for a pig named Rosie Barram of Iowa.

It's only where I'll find a stage.

Hey, they don't keep all of them, okay?

All of them?

Rosie.

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