The Columbia Broadcasting System presents

Bjorn's Cooling, Johnny Dollar.

The next half-hour has its baggage pack

to take a trip with America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, he is just an expert.

At making out his expense account, he is an absolute dean.

Expense accounts submitted by Special Investigator, Johnny Dollar, to home office,

not make state casualty and bonding company hot for Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during investigation of series of accidents

affecting your policy holders, the funds there and weatherly carnival shows,

or how I wish for a spin on a gauge we might refer to as murder is a miracle round.

Expense account item 1, 25 cents, purchase of billboard, theatrical magazine

to check the route of funds there and weatherly carnival shows.

Expense account item 2, 68 dollars, air and train fairs to Teladica, Alabama,

item 3, a dollar 10, gas fair and what was only a fair imitation of a cab

from Teladica depot to the dusty vacant lot which it overnight found itself

wearing theatrical makeup.

Rightly as the hot sun beat down on the midway,

it couldn't help the layout of canvas and slats from looking beat up.

A sparring mechanic shuts partial personality back in an obstinate motor

that he tried to get it to roll the giant hoop of the Ferris wheel.

I asked him when he knew about the accident of a week before

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