I hope St. Peter's listening. This report may one day help qualify me for that pass through the Pearly Gates.

This case almost rushed me up there. This is another adventure of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is just an expert.

At making out his expense account, he special investigator Johnny Dollar. To special investigator, Johnny Dollar to Special Investigator Johnny Dollar.

This one's on the house. I wouldn't even bother itemizing it except that the whole thing is probably tax deductible.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my

investigation of Bonnie Goodwin or she was under 21 but that didn't mean she was

involved with nothing but minor vices or murder ain't minor.

Spence account item one.

$12.40.

Scotch whiskey and cigars consumed its surprise party

arranged for me by one Mr King Hart,

at my apartment in Hartford, Connecticut,

at 125 in the morning.

Well, who are you? And which one of us is in the wrong apartment?

Neither one of us.

I'm King Hart. I came down from New York to see you. I hope you don't mind my helping myself to a cigar while I was waiting.

Well, no, none of all. I'd even join you in a drink of my scotch, only I don't think I could squeeze it out of the court.

I'll send your case.

Send me a copy of your past key while you let it.

Maybe I can drop in on you sometime.

This verge is on the illegal.

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