The only reason I took this case on a savage island off the coast of New Guinea

was that I've been having a bout with a bottle of old fairy Godmother

and I was hoping to run into a native who would shrink my head. This is another and the adventures of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator

Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is only an expert.

At making out his expense account, he's an absolute genius. That's account submitted by Special Investigators Johnny Duller.

Two Seven Seas Maritime Underwriters Association, Hartford, Connecticut.

Attention Ennis McCardall, General Manager.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my assignment on the island of

Ten, or south of the equator things can get hot and more ways than one.

Or, mother, call my draft board. I'm leaving the country again.

A expense account, item one.

Eight hundred and thirty dollars and 3.5 shilling.

Airfare, Hartford, Connecticut to Port Morsby, Territory of Papua Island of New Guinea.

That's a long trip, brother.

By the time I got there, I felt that my spine could use a new seating arrangement.

Expense account items, too, $36.80, new outfit consisting of bush jackets, linen shorts, and a pip helmet.

Item 3, 2 bits, the street beggar regarding location of building in which was situated the Port Moistie branch of the Seven Seas Maritime Underwriters Association.

Oh, him, I'm on the house, him to a west of a little a way big bed money money you cut me

split on the side hurry how you hear joyous big cellophunk if you fight him cry

him on my house blown from there no no thanks a lot I'll go look it up in a telephone book.

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