Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Chance for you to win yourself into a pretty amazing show happening with Morrissey and SocialD. This is a great show. You have to win your way in with Postmaster Johnny. He's the only thing standing between you and your tickets and his knowledge of things. Things he should know, things he doesn't know. Sometimes he fools you. That's why Johnny doesn't know is always a gamble. Sometimes the questions seem hard and he has the answer right away. Other times the questions seem almost too easy. I almost don't even ask him, they're so easy, and he gets tripped up and gets confused. So this show's happening, Toyota Arena in Ontario on October 18th. We will get you a pair right now. Anyone who predicts correctly what this Johnny doesn't know will be, have their name written down. One of you will be selected and you're going to the show johnny doesn't know |
| 1:11.6 | oh johnny doesn't know oh i didn't know vegas was like in fata for like a while |
| 1:17.3 | john it doesn't know jolato sounds like jello jolly doesn't know it like goes woo go woo go wiggles |
| 1:25.4 | welcome back johnny Good to see you. |
| 1:27.6 | What's popping? |
| 1:28.2 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:29.0 | Last time you did, |
| 1:30.1 | Johnny doesn't know, |
| 1:31.0 | you got quite a few questions, |
| 1:32.3 | correct. |
| 1:33.0 | But then, once again, I forget which one it was, really messed him up. Metamorphosis. Oh, yeah. The bumblebee one. Yeah. No, not the bumbleby one. |
| 1:40.0 | That's all so wrong. |
| 1:40.9 | It was about a butterfly and a cattle killer. |
| 1:42.9 | But, yeah, you did get metamorphosis eventually after we had to really walk you there. |
| 1:46.9 | After we gave you, like, half the word. That's also wrong. It was about a butterfly and a cattle killer. But yeah, you did get metamorphosis eventually after we had to really walk you there. |
| 1:46.9 | After we gave you like half the word. I think we had to get all the way to metamorphal. And he was like, sis, sis! I think he finally got there. So I don't know. If you want to go with Johnny, go with him. If you want to go against him, that seems to be the safe bet. we'll start with Brandon and we'll make a way up and down these phone lines. |
| 2:01.0 | And a lot of people don't even care about the tickets. They just want to play the game to beat Johnny. |
| 2:04.7 | Hey, what's up, Brandon? |
| 2:06.6 | Hey, what's up? Sweet gibbets, guys. Sweet gibbets. Good, sir. Will Johnny know which bird is the |
| 2:12.9 | symbol of peace? Will Johnny know which bird is the symbol of peace? Yes or no? Oh, hell no, he won't know that. See, it's funny, because my first thought was no way, but then I feel like that is something that is mainstream enough. He probably saw a reference to it in a family guy episode or SpongeBob. Yeah, that's a good point. If he knows that, I will go back to school. |
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