Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:05.1 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle free the San Bernardino International Airport the only airport on the |
| 0:21.8 | planet that we wholeheartedly recommend and it's convenient you got low cost parking five bucks a day |
| 0:27.2 | and speaking of hassle here's another episode of Klein Alley show all right Klein alley show it's k rock |
| 0:32.5 | Kevin Klein may or may not be on his way he said he was on his way and if he's, he better eat his words because that's what we do on the show. And every Friday, we talk to Johnny. We ask him some not so tough questions. Welcome, Johnny. Hi. Hey, good morning, everybody. How was a moronga last night? Not going to lie, it was so lit, but I am so fried mentally. Worse than like I ever usually am. Why? Just because you, it was late night? It was a long day and a late night. Yes. So the questions are going to be, they're going to have an extra level of difficulty just because less brain cells are working this morning. Oh, I thank you guys. Thank you so much. I'm just asking. Was that even a real reply? I don't know. Thank you so much. Was your reply to that? I don't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in bad for like a while. Chalada doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wug-o-w-woog-w-w-wiggles. |
| 1:29.3 | All right, up for grabs are tickets to the OC Fair. |
| 1:32.3 | You can go walk around, spend a bunch of money on prizes, |
| 1:36.3 | and of course eat lots of fried things thanks to our friend Chick and Charlie. |
| 1:40.3 | We will start, let's see, with line one. |
| 1:43.3 | Hello, is this Erica? Hi. Hi, Erica. Where are you from? New party. All right. Welcome to the show. Thanks for playing. And I'm going to give you the question. John, you're just going to have to tell me if you think Johnny knows the answer to this. Question one. What do you call animals that eat both plants and meat? |
| 2:05.6 | Erica, do you think Johnny will know the answer to this question? |
| 2:09.6 | No. Okay, I think that's a good place to start. |
| 2:13.6 | Johnny, you're feeling fried this morning. What do you call animals that eat both plants and meat? |
| 2:22.0 | You've got a vacant look. |
| 2:23.5 | Vacant stare. |
| 2:24.4 | That's the Gen Z stare Johnny is so good at. |
| 2:27.3 | I'm thinking it has something to do with the word buy. |
| 2:31.0 | Because buy means more than one and means two. |
| 2:34.0 | They like both ways. it's interesting that you're |
| 2:36.3 | going with uh like you're going with the word breakdown here by curious bisexual bi-coastal |
| 2:42.4 | bicycle bicycle all hard words yes but for both i only know carnivores eat meat, omnivores eat plants. What? By omnivores. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Omnivores. What, repeat what you just said? Carnivores eat meat. Uh-huh. Omnivores eat plants. Okay. That sound effect. Okay. That's omnivores. All right. And when you do both sound effects together, what's that one like? Yeah. Okay. So you're saying, buy omnivores is your answer. Buy omnivores, I think. Erica, congratulations. You've gotten yours right. She bet that he would not know the answer to that question. And Johnny, it is just |
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