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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Postmaster Johnny, we are a Klein Alley Show, and this is K Rock. And in a moment, you'll have the opportunity to either help people or hurt people as they try to get tickets to go to MyChem on Dodger Stadium on Sunday. Cool. You're ready to do this. What would you say your baseline knowledge of all things chemicals, chemistry are? Salt and sugar. That's it. Oh, boy. Okay. Here we go. Well, I would say no, if given the opportunity to bet on will Johnny no, I would say no. But once again, sometimes we're surprised. Every once in a while, he has a crazy week where he gets a bunch of stuff right. So all you have to do, you don't need to know the answers. You just need to say, well, Johnny know the answers. It is time for Johnny doesn't know chemical. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wugoo-w-w-w-w-wiggles. All right. Say on to our first contestant Once again, every single person who gets theirs right will get two tickets to

1:30.0

Micaham.

1:30.5

So once you, this is not like everyone.

1:32.1

Write your name down.

1:32.8

Allie picks one of you.

1:33.9

If you get it right, you get tickets.

1:35.7

It's just that simple.

1:36.7

50-50 shot.

1:37.7

We said I had a Kaya in Echo Park.

1:40.2

Good morning, Kaya.

1:41.0

Welcome to Johnny doesn't know. Sweet dibs. Sweet dibs to you. And your first question that once again, Johnny will take a shot at,

1:48.8

and all you have to do is say yes or no, he's right. He will know, he will not know, and then he will do his best to answer.

1:54.9

What is the series of rows and charts and columns that order all of the chemical elements called what is the series of

2:04.3

charts columns that basically have all of the chemical elements in one place will johnny know the name

2:10.1

of that oh johnny please i'm going to say yes okay she says yes having faith the gate. Johnny, it is where you can see all of the chemical elements in one place at one time. She says you'll know what it's called. What is it called? The Periodics. It was in the back of my biology book. Oh, my God, Johnny. You're so quick. Periodics. What is the chart called? Periodics chart. The periodics. Johnny. Table. There you go. There you go. They got it. Periodics table. The periodic table. Periodic table. I mean, it's just one periodic. It's just periodic table. Oh, period. That's okay. In the world of Johnny, that's going to be a correct answer.

2:51.2

Kaya, hang on.

2:51.9

You're going to my cam.

2:52.6

Hold on, all right?

2:54.1

Thank you.

2:54.6

You're very welcome.

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