Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.4	Jay Rock Fine Alley Show.
0:32.8	If you'd like to hang with us after the show today, we're going to be celebrating the end of dry January at at desconso first of 106 people go get themselves some free signature tacos i think some drinks will perhaps
0:43.0	be greatly greatly greatly discounted with the help of our show's benefactor blind charlie and
0:49.8	we'll be there with some tickets for you to go storm bear mountain if you want those as well
0:53.3	that'll all be happening starting 11 a.m. this morning. Descanso mid Miracle Mile. It's always been a good time hang. And so for everyone who plans on showing up, we look forward to getting together with you. And toasting to the end of dry January. Right now, though, give you a chance to win yourself something based on if Johnny knows anything about history. and you'll get yourself four tickets, three-day passes.
1:14.6	Creepa-E. something based on if Johnny knows anything about history and you'll get yourself four
1:11.9	tickets three day passes creep by econ this weekend at the Ontario Convention Center and Jake
1:17.4	the Nerd will be there so get ready for that you and Jake the Nerd and we have some other
1:23.2	listeners that will be setting a booth there we heard about and it'd be great to have you there
1:26.4	Johnny is in the K-Rock Studios right now.
1:29.2	Hi, Johnny.
1:29.7	Hello.
1:30.5	It's, you know, Johnny's been drinking a lot today and all month, really. It's his forced resolution. He would like to stop drinking, but we are going to have a giant toast today at Descanso. and Johnny will, of course, have all the drinks
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