All right, we got some tickets for you to go to Monster Jam.

If you want to win them from us, all you've got to do is get on the phone now at 8005-2067 for a little Johnny doesn't know. Johnny was in here last hour on the lie detector test. We found out that that guy tested 100% positive for gay and some other stuff going on. But Johnny is back in here now to do what he does every single week at the end of the week to try to win you a prize. and all you have to do, you don't need the answers.

You just need to know.

Well, Johnny know the answers. back in here now to do what he does every single week at the end of the week to try to win you a prize

and all you have to do you don't need the answers you just need to know well johnny know the answers it's

called johnny doesn't know johnny doesn't know and i was like okay oh johnny doesn't know i didn't know

i didn't know vaga for like a while johnny doesn't know gelato sounds like jello johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. Cholato sounds like cello.

Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wogoo, wiggles. I was just reminded, Allie, that, you know, back to school time has officially begun, which means it's almost time for our annual show Dumboff. And the Dumb off means the sash of Dumb will get rewarded or awarded to someone else on the show in previous years,

I think you have won this one time. No, I co-won it. You co-won it with Johnny and then Johnny won it by himself, I believe, last year. Yep. So Johnny's a two-time. Will he three-peat the dumb-off coming up? It's like an Eagles chiefs it really is like the same same same

contestants every year can we get a new team already finals so Johnny consider Johnny

doesn't know a good warm up for the dumb off which I think returns to Klein Alley's show next week

as everyone's going back to school now this will be I cannot believe we're entering another

another year of the dumb off.

Well, can you work on the questions this time?

You guys always have a problem with the questions because you say they're tricky, but they're really not tricky. No, they're all riddles. Yeah, they're all tricky riddles, and that's what really stumps us. Like, we got to bring in an actual, like, third grade teacher to do the questions. You don't do riddles in school. Yeah, that doesn't test any kind of IQ.

You're not like, if four people are in the car and one of them's their grandfather.

Who's gay or something like that?

Yeah, that doesn't test any kind of IQ. You're not like, if four people are in the car and one of them's their grandfather and there's gay or something like that. Yeah, totally. Come on, dude. First of all, Ellie, if I say that there are three people in the car and one of them's the grandfather, one of them's the father, who's the third one? That's not a riddle. That is a question where you should just use deductive reasoning to figure out who the third person in the goddamn car is. Well, Johnny's right. They're gay.

Well, that's right. That would be the answer. He'd be like, oh, damn, dude. All right, so here's how it works. We ask Johnny a question. He tries to answer it as best he possibly can, but as we know, he does not necessarily have a great attention span. He gets confused with questions. We'll start with Jason

and Huntington Beach

and then we'll make our way up and down these phones.

Everyone, early have a great attention span. He gets confused with questions. We'll start with Jason and Huntington Beach,

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