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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.6

K-Rock, Cline Alley Show.

0:33.7

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

0:34.6

Only a few years ago, Allie, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, were scheduled to headline K-Rox almost acoustic Christmas. And then their guitarist broke his hand. His finger. His finger. And we had to do the March 2 redo, which meant that if you had tickets to K.R.R. It's almost acoustic Christmas. You got to go to the acoustic Christmas show. Then you got to come back to the forum in March for the chili peppers. Which was a lot of fun. Unbelievable. It's just more proof that you never know what's going to happen. Who's going to break their finger this time? I'm going to be breaking lots of fingers. A lot of these artists owe me money. I'll be breaking some fingers. So get your tickets noon today. Win them from us next hour on the show. Right now, though, a chance for you to win. Based on Will Johnny, no answers to very, very easy questions. It's time for Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was in Fada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. And doesn't know. Gelato sounds like jello.

1:28.1

Johnny doesn't know.

1:29.4

It like goes,

1:30.2

wogoo,

1:30.4

wiggles.

1:41.2

If you're on the phone to play the game, rules are simple. We ask Johnny questions. All you got to do is predictable, Johnny know. Well, Johnny not know. And if you're right, I'll write your name down. and want to you get something from us here at K Rock.

1:43.8

And Johnny, are you feeling smart or dumb today?

1:44.9

I'm feeling very good.

1:45.5

Very smart.

1:46.5

Really?

1:47.1

Oh, boy.

1:47.7

Oh, yeah.

1:45.5

We give you a good. something from us here at K Rock. And Johnny, are you feeling smart or dumb today? I'm feeling very good, very smart.

1:46.6

Really?

1:47.2

Oh, boy.

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