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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.5

Jay Rock, we are Klein Alley Show Friday morning.

0:33.6

It's time to find out what Johnny knows and doesn't know.

0:37.1

Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Johnny knows and doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know.

0:38.4

And I was like, okay.

0:39.4

Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes vukukw-v-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. All. All right, anyone who beats Johnny or predicts correctly,

0:54.8

if you will know or not know,

0:55.9

and this round of Johnny doesn't know, we'll get themselves a very limited edition tiny towel. This is very exciting. Big stakes, Johnny, what do you think of the tiny towels? They're actually pretty crazy. I didn't know we were actually going to get those made. I was shocked that no one was more surprised than we were when the box arrived this morning,

0:51.1

but man,

0:51.6

they look great.

0:52.2

And it's very exciting

0:53.2

when we're actually able

0:54.1

to pull through on something.

0:55.1

I am going to take this to the gym.

0:56.6

Okay. No one was more surprised than we were when the box arrived this morning, but, man, they look great. And it's very exciting when we're actually able to pull through on something.

1:13.0

I am going to take this to the gym.

1:14.8

God, good for you.

1:15.8

That's a PG fluid.

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