Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 1:00.1 | here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 1:04.2 | 80052067, if you'd like to join us for some Johnny Doesn't Know. |
| 1:09.3 | Opportunity to feel smarter about yourself. And at the same time, laugh at the things that Johnny should have learned over the years that he did not and we get lots of calls about Johnny doesn't know and some people say it's |
| 1:15.1 | they fear for the future of our society understandably and then there was uh you know this uh this call |
| 1:20.3 | earlier this girl said if we could stop doing Johnny doesn't know it's making her question her entire |
| 1:24.2 | relationship yeah because her boyfriend is also not getting any of the questions |
| 1:27.9 | right. And then we proceed to call Johnny a moron. And then she, by proxy, thinks that her boyfriend |
| 1:32.6 | is also a moron. Yeah. So just be careful playing Johnny doesn't know with anyone in your life that you |
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