Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. All you need to do is say yes or no, as Johnny tries to answer difficult questions, and some actually very easy it's a time for some johnny doesn't know |
| 0:37.7 | there's a lot of calls on the go line about johnny specifically because this was the week he gave up on |
| 0:41.6 | his forced new year's resolution which means he will be punished i quite allie love the show |
| 0:45.8 | here's a suggestion for johnny's punishment you know how he's trying to be like fancy smelling |
| 0:52.0 | and everything save the suggestion for later because later this |
| 0:55.2 | morning we are going to go through some of the many punishments that have been suggested to us everything |
| 0:59.2 | from jumping out of the airplane to running in the la marathon to uh what was the most recent one all about |
| 1:05.1 | that figure skater that won the gold yesterday oh the one that has her gum like the inside of her |
| 1:09.3 | mouth pierced it herself. |
| 1:11.1 | I'm going to think that'd be a great punishment too for Johnny to give himself what will be probably the most trendy piercing now, which is the self piercing of the inside of your own mouth. A lot of suggestions coming through, and we will get into that later this morning. So if you have suggestions for how Johnny should be punished for quitting his forced resolution, you can get them to us on the text line 800520601067 or on our Instagram at Klein |
| 1:29.5 | Ellie Show. |
| 1:30.4 | All right now though, let's go ahead. punished for quitting his forced resolution. You can get them to us on the text line 80052067 or |
| 1:28.6 | on our Instagram at Klein Alley show. All right now, though, let's go ahead and hopefully help Johnny. |
| 1:33.4 | Johnny's going to try to help you win something as we get into an exciting round of Johnny |
| 1:36.8 | doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. I didn't know Vegas was like in |
| 1:43.8 | Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know Oh I didn't know Vegas was like in Vata for like a while Johnny doesn't know Jolato sounds like Jello Johnny doesn't know It like goes Wugoooooooo Wiggles Today we head to the ocean These are all questions about the ocean Johnny do you feel like your baseline knowledge of things in the ocean is strong or weak? Dude, SpongeBob's from the ocean? Right. Finding Nemo's from the ocean. I got this made. Two classic ocean dwellers. We're good. We'll start with Alex right now and all you have to do is predict will Johnny know or not no answers to these very easy questions. What causes ocean tides? Will Johnny know that? Yes or no, Alex? |
| 2:19.8 | No way. All right, with a no way right out of the gate. Johnny? What causes ocean tides? |
| 2:28.8 | Well, I'm going to have to say it's, I think it's like the boats when they travel through the ocean. You know, boats create those big, huge waves and stuff. So I think those translate and it gets the ocean moving. So whenever there's tide, high, tide, low tide, it has to do with the boats that we're traveling in the area? Well, you know when you go to like your grandma's pool and you see how when nobody's been swimming in it for a while, it's really flat and normal. Go ahead, yeah. Until your cousin does like a cannonball in there and a nutcracker and then it's just like high tide, whoosh, goes crazy. It's like Hurricane Katrina in there. It's lovely to see Surfer Jay in the background listening to this knowing that he's just surfing on residual waves from boats every morning. And the cannonball. You got to need a fat cousin to jump in the ocean. He can't do... Otherwise, you're just sitting there. Can't surf. So your theory is it's boats or it's fat cousins? I'm going to go with fat cousins and boats. And boats. All right, Alex, you said no way johnny would know it causes ocean tides and that |
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