If you're one of those real fancy parties with the swirly drinks, then everybody's dressed up. They're very, very best. It's in

like a big hall or something. There's a music with live string quartet playing there or something. And then somebody walks in and they're, they got like the puffy pants on and they have one of those banging sticks, like a spear where you hit the butt of the spear on the ground to get everybody's attention, they walk in and they,

ton, ton, turn, turn. They bang the bangy stick.

And they're like, you're a a spear where you hit the butt of the spear on the ground to get everybody's attention.

And they walk in and they, they bang, ton, turn, turn.

They bang the bangy stick.

And they're like, your attention, please.

May I introduce the Lion of the North?

You're like, what?

There's somebody named the Lion of the North?

Where would your head go?

Immediately, you'd be like, how does one get that nickname? I have a lot of opinions and ideas about lions. I wonder what

this person did to be lion-like. You might forget that the guy's name is Gustavus Adolphus,

and that he was a Swedish king who factored significantly in the 30 years war, but if you were

in a room and he got introduced like that, you would definitely remember that nickname and you would have questions. If you were at some event and somebody you know walks up and there's a bunch of ladies with him, he's like, hey, real quick, I just want to introduce you to these ladies. They collectively go by the name, the night witches. You'd be like, what? I'm probably not going to remember any of y'all's name,

but the night witches? How does one get that nickname? Because I got all kinds of ideas about

nighttime and witches and things like that. And then you'd find out they were Soviet bomber pilots

and they got that nickname during World War II from their enemies. The Germans. Maybe somebody

walks up to you or at a coffee shop or something. They're like, hey, I just want to do a quick

introduction. This is my friend, the gray ghost. What? I have ideas about grayness and ghosts. That's

awesome. Yeah, his name's John Mosby. He was like a partisan fighter during the Civil War. He's a very,

very interesting fellow.

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