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We'll get you from point A to point B.

But if you're looking for point C, well, buddy, you're on your own.

But if you'll wait right here, in just about two minutes, the bus to point C will be coming right by.

And now here's your Ralph Cramden of the airways, Eric Matt, Texas.

Hey there, folks.

Welcome to the show.

It's the show.

Chris Heimes, this is the show. We've crossed the starting line. People are excited. We're already in full sprint. Look, look at us run. And I'm going to hit you with my baton. Wham! It was an accident. I apologize. You're just nothing but a Greek hater by hating on me by even mentioning the fact that I bludgeoned you with the baton.

What is wrong with you?

Okay, enough comedy.

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows the first marathon ended with the guy getting hit over the head by a jealous teammate, an opponent.

And that's actually why he died.

We're getting to a point in history or in culture where everything is comedy,

like everything is comedy.

Okay, let me reiterate, ladies and gentlemen, if you're tuning in,

I am speaking on Tuesday, March 18th.

That would be today.

That would be right now.

Tuesday, March 18th, a couple of things. We're going to be talking in a few minutes. Don't be frightened. We're going to be talking to John Zmirak. I want you to take it easy. He's not a tame lion, but he's good. He's wild, but he's good. John Zirak, in a moment, get ready. Just prepare yourselves.

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