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Did you ever see the movie The Blobs starring Steve McQueen?

The blood-curdling threat of The Blob.

Well, way back when, Eric had a small part in that film, but they had to cut his

scene because the blob was supposed to eat him.

But he kept spitting him out.

Oh, the whole thing was just a disaster.

Anyway, here's the guy who's not always that easy to digest.

Eric, the Texas!

Hey there, folks, it's April 22, 2025.

And in breaking news, the Pope is still dead.

In other news, all the popes are now dead.

Everyone who has ever been a Pope is dead. We don't understand it. We're dedicated to getting to the bottom of it. And we're going to bring John

Zmirak on in a few minutes. Can you confirm that, Chris Himes, that we have John Zmirak in a few

minutes? Yeah, he's kind of like a human plume of white smoke coming out of the Vatican chimney himself.

I mean, he is a fired breathing dragon.

That's what everyone says about John Smirak, that he is himself like a human plume of white smoke coming out of the Vatican.

And I'm glad you're confirming that.

Well, okay, seriously, we have John Smirik coming up in a few minutes.

We are going to talk about the papacy, the Vatican.

We're going to talk about a lot of stuff.

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