Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, here with a linguistics update.

Fantastic.

Now, I'm so glad that you could be here this week since Noam couldn't. Yeah, he's got diarrhea. You've heard, you've now heard everything I know about linguistics. It's just that Noam Chomsky is one of it. And I didn't know who you're talking about. I just said something about diarrhea. Got it. Yeah. Let's just abandon this riff and do the thing I was going to talk about okay

what were you going to talk about yeah so um you know people people who listen to the show

know love know that we love words yeah we love language it's a living document a lot of

people say to me Jesse what are you one of those word nerds I'm making air quotes

word nerds and I say yeah i love to do

crossword puzzles give me all your wordles yeah exactly um i'm a real squirtle for wordal

so it makes you squirt and you solve the wordle like a Pokemon right right i don't think vulgar i don't and again i'm Like a Pokemon. Right, right. I don't think... Vulgar. I don't... And again, I'm not a Pokemon. Guy, I just missed it a couple years too late. I don't think squirtle. Yeah. The water type Pokemon. I don't think the thing he's doing is the same as sexual squirting. Although... No, I think he's out there glazing.

No, what's that?

Help me out.

Glazing is on the internet.

Glazing is when it's a slang word for young people.

Uh-huh.

That means when you're, like, talking about how great something is.

Uh-huh.

But what it implies is that you're jizzing all over that thing.

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