John Wilkes Booth Thinks He's in Heaven
Good Morning From Hell
Good Morning From Hell
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đď¸ 26 January 2026
âąď¸ 32 minutes
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Get some Hellish merch at â store.goodmorningfromhell.comâ .
Produced and hosted by comedians â Chris Demaraisâ  & â Blaine Gibsonâ  from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.Â
Edited by â Nicholas Newtonâ .Â
Art by â Andrew Douglasâ .
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to a world of infinite worlds, a world of adventure, possibility and happily ever afters. |
| 0:07.0 | It's all waiting for you at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. |
| 0:11.0 | Book selected 2026 packages by the 31st of March and get up to 25% off 14-day tickets and Disney hotels. |
| 0:19.0 | Offer available in most school holidays, including summer. |
| 0:22.8 | Book now at Disney packages.co.uk. Selected 2026 arrivals in Disney resorts, conditions and |
| 0:29.0 | exclusions apply. |
| 0:34.7 | Good morning from hell. It's your good friend Clayton. Younger brothers, Satan reporting for duty. New year, new me. Same me. Here's Chris. I'm Chris and I'm dead. And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell. It's her new year, new you. No, same me. Same year. Actually, I'm curious. You say that, you know, your eternal punishment. We got to interview everybody in hell. |
| 0:55.6 | Can we get a like a current status check on how many people we have left? I mean, we've got it knocked out at least five, maybe 10%. You would know better than me. Let's see, we got about 140 or so. Episodes, okay, so let me do the math. Some of those weren't even in hell. Some of those were people like in heaven and stuff. |
| 1:11.7 | Yeah, I'm going to do some rough calculations. |
| 1:13.5 | Let me see. |
| 1:13.7 | We got about 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1 percent have been complete. Okay. Hey, we're doing great. We're well on track. That means we have plenty of material. |
| 1:27.9 | This show, it's got legs. |
| 1:29.4 | We're going to be on for forever, all right? Yeah. Man, we're going to be rolling in the money because of Patreon. And if you're listening now and you don't know, we have a Patreon. So go check us out at Good Morning From Hell.com. Follow us over there. Yeah. So what do you got going on for the year? Like any big plans? |
| 1:44.2 | We talked about it last year, |
| 1:45.5 | but it was the first full year of Good Morning from Hell. It's a big accomplishment. So I thought I'd treat myself to a little vacation. Uh-huh. I booked a little vacay, a little trip. Oh, to where? Well, I mean, you're not coming. So that's what you're asking. Don't even bother. But I found a nice hotel. |
| 1:59.1 | It was very cheap, very affordable, |
| 2:01.0 | but it seemed like it was in a decent part of the hell. |
| 2:03.1 | Uh-huh. |
| 2:03.4 | It was at the JW booth. |
| 2:04.7 | Oh. Don't even bother. Yeah. But I found a nice hotel. It was very cheap, very affordable, but it seemed like it was in a decent part of the hell. |
| 2:03.1 | Uh-huh. |
| 2:03.4 | It was at the JW booth. |
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