Cat Fools is on my heart and some, just ask me.

I'm Claire Parker, and I'm Ashley Hamilton.

And this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.

The podcast where if you would have told me

the worst story I've ever heard in my life,

I would say, you know what, I will pass along the information,

but I'm not going to

tell it the way you told it. Yeah if you would have told me the most boring thing I've

ever heard I would tell someone else that story but I would tell it better so we're

going to read a book that you don't have to read and

we'll tell it to you with a little a little faster a little more flare.

I have to say John Stamos I've now read 320 pages of your life. Why did you write this? Talk about a man with no story. You know how sometimes I yell at you guys were making me read something. This was like a hit that I cannot believe I had to take. Here's the gist. You want to hear John

Stamos' life in 60 seconds? He's handsome. He always wanted to be famous. He

fucked a bunch of girls and he's going to tell you about it. So before we

get into Jonathan Stam stamos,

that's not true.

His name isn't Jonathan.

Really?

No, you just made that up.

It's literally like birth certificate.

It says just John.

That's like a very common name. I say it was one of the most common names in the world. I thought every John. That's like a very common name. I say it was one of the most common

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