"John Oliver"
SmartLess
SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC
4.6 • 51.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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An unexamined life, a thirst for danger, and the Dalai Lama. In the words of John Oliver: “if I’ve got a microphone at the end of my arm and they’ve got a fist at the end of theirs, there’s definitely room to connect.” Welcome to SmartLess.
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| 0:00.0 | Shahn I know that you like telling your sort of your bad jokes. I don't use the term dad joke. |
| 0:11.0 | Why don't you go ahead and write one yourself right now? Let's hear right just off the time I had. |
| 0:15.8 | Yeah, it's a joke off the top of the top of the other day. |
| 0:19.0 | Not reading, put the fucking book down. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay. Okay. |
| 0:23.0 | No. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh good. So now it's down now. |
| 0:25.0 | It's just closing his eyes and his thinking. |
| 0:27.0 | Just memorizing. |
| 0:28.0 | Can February March? |
| 0:30.0 | No, but April, May. |
| 0:31.0 | Oh God, and you just came up with that. |
| 0:34.0 | I just came up with it. |
| 0:35.0 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:36.0 | All right, welcome to Smarlos. |
| 0:37.0 | Smart. |
| 0:38.0 | Smart. |
| 0:40.0 | Smart. Smart. I'm often down here in your whisper booth. |
| 0:59.2 | In my whisper booth, listen to music. |
| 1:00.6 | When I get down here a few minutes early |
| 1:02.0 | and I'll listen to music as I'm kind here a few minutes early and I'll listen to music |
| 1:02.8 | as I'm kind of setting up sitting sideways in your chair today looking all |
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