John Oliver: Why Everything is a Scam: FIFA, Mergers, & Information Literacy
What Now? with Trevor Noah
SiriusXM & Day Zero Productions
4.6 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Best thing about John Wick was the hotel. |
| 0:06.2 | Yeah, that was pretty badass. |
| 0:08.2 | The hotel was such a great concept. |
| 0:09.2 | The martialist is great. |
| 0:10.2 | I think part of that is people's just longing for a hotel that well run. |
| 0:15.2 | It's so, I like the fighting, but I love the service. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:20.7 | You can turn up nearly dead, sir, we'll take care of it. And love the service. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:20.9 | You can turn up nearly dead, sir, we'll take care of it. And we take pets. For me, it's a hotel movie with some fighting. Wait, didn't they say they don't take? Wasn't there something they don't do that they did for him? Maybe the dog. I feel like there was something that they don't. It is no, it's a no pets building? No, no. They did it for him. |
| 0:38.9 | Yes, but I swear they don't accept pets. |
| 0:40.7 | But it was a... I feel like there was something that they don't... It is no... It's a no pets building? No, no, no. |
| 0:37.9 | In New York. But they did it for him. |
| 0:38.9 | Yes, but I swear they don't accept pets. |
| 0:40.7 | But it was a no pet center price. I hope I'm not wrong about this. It has a international assassins. I swear there was something... Don't try and bring a cat in here. They said, Mr. Wick, we don't allow da-da, da, da. |
| 0:53.9 | And then they, then they like made an exception for him. |
| 0:56.2 | No, that was he wanted to kill somebody on premises. Maybe it's that. That's more likely than pets. That's more likely than pets. It's more likely. You're not allowed to kill someone. Because I remember him coming with his dog and they were like, they greeted the dog as if it was a customer. Ah? Because it is. Yeah. They were like, oh, John and Fluffy. Fluffy. I love, I love the fact that you watched John Wick and your biggest takeaway was, what a hotel. I love the fact that you thought it was plausible they didn't take pets so that that was the line. I still think it might be there. You come in with a blood-dripping samurai sword and a dog cage and they're like, put the cage down. I'll give you a towel for the sword. I see you've had your shots, but as you. No, some of the other assassins, they go, it's the hair of the dog. Yeah, they're allergic to dog. I don't know, man. I feel like there was something, you should check it. I think there was something about no pets. |
| 1:44.7 | It was like, since they go it's the hair of the dog yeah they're allergic to dog I don't know man I feel like there was something you should check it |
| 1:45.3 | I think there was something |
| 1:46.2 | about no pets |
| 1:47.7 | it was just like a vibe |
| 1:49.3 | but you know |
| 1:50.2 | it's a great hotel |
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