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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Contrary to the rumors on social media, President Trump is alive and spending his time blaming artificial intelligence and landscaping contractors when things go wrong at the White House. The Emmy-winning host of “Last Week Tonight” confesses to his obsession with “The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” and offers Stephen Colbert a crash course in the series' lore. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:31.2	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.
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0:48.3	See victory rules.co.ukyroles.co.uk. Welcome, one and all. Welcome to Season 11 of the Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert.
1:06.1	Ladies and gentlemen, 11, 11, 11. There. Eleven.
1:14.0	It's great to be back with all of you.
1:16.3	We were on vacation for three weeks.
1:19.1	But I want you to know, okay, take this job seriously.
1:25.8	And while we were gone, I still closely followed all the news that was on any cocktail napkin.
1:28.4	This just in,
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