Hey there audio listener, look there's a lot to get to today if you can leave a rating on that would get okay on Apple

Android would you shut up Dave? Huh? No

Popcorn okay, I'll be look sometimes we have to tape this after the show because we can't stream it a lot and if you want to know why Dave is eating popcorn

Just this is too distracting all right just enjoy the show Dave. You're gonna do you have an idea?

I was going to irritate you right yes

Huh federal law prohibits filming of endangered falcons except for educational purposes to avoid federal crimes

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Pretty bird pretty oh

Oh, oh shit. It's okay. It's okay pretty

You got the hell are you doing?

This is our is our falcon or craddershop.com mascot. I'm gonna teach her how to hunt and carry you don't even think about falconing

Actually, it's falconry which historically was a popular sport and status symbol among the nobles of medieval Europe in Japan where it's called

Takaguri

Falconry has been around forever and may have even been started in Mesopotamia

It's got a look you've got a hysterical little a helmet with the spear

Good question Stephen the falcons hood used during the phase of its acclimating to humans

Which is referred to as the manning process is used to keep the raptor

In a calm state both in early parts of its training and throughout his life

You think we can get it to attack Brendan

Do you want to attack Brendan?

Yes

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